Retirement 102 Unisex Tee – Retiree Humor T-Shirt
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$14.29
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Retirement 102 Unisex Tee – Retiree Humor T-Shirt
$14.29
Sale price
$14.29
Regular price
Product Description
“I don’t want to. I don’t have to. I’m just that done.” A retirement‑themed tee for anyone who’s officially clocked out of obligations, expectations, and everybody else’s emergencies. Soft, structured, and built with that clean streetwear presence, it keeps its shape while you keep your boundaries. Whether you’re retiring from drama, burnout, or basic requests, this tee says it all—calmly, clearly, and without negotiation. Simple. Solid. Fully checked out by choice.
- Brand: Gildan G800 Adult DryBlend 50/50 T-Shirt
- Material: 50% USA cotton, 50% polyester
- Comfort Statement: Crafted with DryBlend® moisture‑wicking comfort, 50% sustainably grown USA cotton, and reinforced with premium details like double‑needle stitching, a seamless collar, taped shoulders, and a tearaway label, all made through a process powered by 45% renewable energy.
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Creation: Imported. USA-based printing and processing.
Size Chart
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 15.62" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 17" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 18.5" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 20" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 21.5" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 22.87" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 24.25" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 25 3/8" |